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Iraq TELEVISION
زسيى هلكتبضش
your wacky Iraqi TV Station
-long live Sadaam!
Iraqi Prime Time Television Schedule:
MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "The Shopping Channel - Guns, grenades, etc."
TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Fortune and Terror"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Saddam Says It's Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"
WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When Kurds Attack"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Fatwah"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Me"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"
THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Shapeless, Black Dresses"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"
FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Everybody Loves Saddam Or He'll Have Them Shot"
8:30 - "God's Will and Grace Can Keep Us From Touching One Another"
9:00 - "Captured Iranian Soldiers Say the Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Achmed's Creek
10:00 - "Matlock"
SATURDAY Special!
My Big Fat Iraqi Life TV Marathon
See your favourite dictator in this great new series! Fratureing Al-Rashaboud as Sadaam and Yaddah Al-Reshabud as Burka Lady Person...it's fun for the whole family!
News Every Day at 5:00
With your host Yaddah!
She'll take you where other networks won't go like CNN, or NBC, or ABC, or CBS...one more reason to choose ITV.
Also, see her on My Big Fat Iraqi Life!!!!!!!
Iraq. Now.
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