- in this article, some pictures aren't there because.........I WAS LAZY!!!!!!! 

if you wanna see the real thing, go to........DaFing


STUFF ALlIGATORS!!! SHEEP LIVE IN SEWERS!!!

Thats right, those cute, large, foaming at the mouth WILD SHEEP that attacked DaFiNg may not be the only weird mutation of the normally peaceful sheep. New Yorkers have basically ALWAYS said there are Alligators living in the Sewers beneath them. Now it is not proven that Alligators live in sewers but this photo proves sheep exist underground!!!
 

Before you accuse me of making this picture up, ITS HONESTLY TRUE!!! The light up the top was from an advanced spinning globe which the sheep built. When DaFiNg came upon the sheep, they used their EXTREME intelligence to say "Baaaaaa bleet". Now isnt that smarter than the average American??? If you still dont believe me, type "sheep in sewers" into google and you will find many eye witness accounts of seeing sheep and people seeing sewers. This Article will be continued as soon as DaFiNg gets more pictures.

NASA and the sky tell you the southern cross star looks like this...



Those of you have telescopes know very well that the southern cross is more like this...

However, DaFiNg knows by looking through an empty Vanilla Coke Bottle, The Southern Cross star looks exactly like this...


THE POKEMON CONSPIRICY

Its about time but DaFiNg has finally got a Pokemon conspiricy!!! People who know what the southern cross is "know" these stars look like, well a cross. The Truth is that there is a yellow figure in the very middle. That figure is Pikachu. You thought right minions, the four white things are orbs making a portal so that the monster Pikachu can enslave kids and take them back to the 83rd demension?HELL. The Orbs mention have been introduced as "pokeballs". Ever wondered how a creature magically appeared from inside one??? well, the teleporter inside makes a pokemon pop out in a white flash. What is the meaning of this??? Why are pokemon kidnapping people??? Why did DaFiNg make an animation of a dancing Pikachu???


MEGA CLINTON OUT OF CONTROL

Even after George Bush becoming president, Ex-president Clinton still feels he is in power. "I, the president of the good old US of A must protect her people from Bin Laden" quoted Clinton. Afterwards, Clinton injected himself with "a strange goo" which should give him "BIN-LADEN BUTT KICKING POWER". The only other media coverage of this strange event is this picture of the transformation.


???Who is this Tramp? He was found drinking milk (from the carton) stolen from DA FINGS LAIR! "Oh the outrage" quoted DA FING, "Imagine getting up at 3am to steal MR MANS milk and to have it stolen from you!"
No Reward For Info On This WeirdoWho keeps defacing my site? Click To The To Practise With The Tagging Game.
 

A weird BrainBot ritual

 


Ash, evil PokeAlien follower pushes his BrainBot Pikachu to his ultimate death (with lightbulb on head for decor)


 

THIS Pikachu's crazy......look! he's evil......he's got the ring of death on his head!

 


Alien calling cards.........with the ball of death on the pack


Pokemon slide through dimensions in this position


Fast facts about the Pokemon Religion:

 

Name: PokeFaith

People: PokePersons

Leader: Pikaboy

Objective of PokePersons: buy as much PokeStuff, educate non-PokePeople about PokeFaith


NOW......

that

you

have

to

hate

POKEMON

for

the

rest

of

your

life

because

you

have

seen

the

sacred

webpage

of

PokeHate

.

You

are

now

in

the

dimension

of

PokeHaters

 

.

There

is

no

going

back

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You

must

now

join

us

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If

you

are

faithful

,

you

will

read

further

into

this

webpage

.

Good

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Now

we

will

start

the

PokeHaters'

chant

.

.

.

.

I

HATE

POKEMON

.

DIE

NOW

YOU

EVIL

POKEPERSONS

!

POKE

IS

EVIL

.

this

is

the

end

of

the

ANTI-

POKE-

CHANT

.

if

you

,

PokeHater

,

is

challenged

in

your

PokeHaterness

,

say

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chant

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times

as

you

deem

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-yours in PokeHaterness,

Brian